June 2012
moraniarty: don’t get attached to tv programmes because they will go on hiatus and you will die
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
my friends: omg there's these two guys who say they really like me but i don't know which one to choose! i mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! eugh my life is so hard
me: sometimes i find it hard deciding what pizza topping i want
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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friend: the happiest thing in life is when you finally get to ea-
me: attend a bigbang concert not through the internet!!
May 29th
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May 29th
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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That awkward moment when you say something really...
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it? Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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my dad: (yelling at the tv)
me: you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
my dad: you're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
me:
me: dont talk to me
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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zicosucks: its so exhausting being an international fan like how are we all alive
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm ugly
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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butthurtbandboys: i’m glad computers can’t talk cause i think mine would laugh at me
May 19th
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
May 19th
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May 19th
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I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
yes.
May 19th
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May 19th
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person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
May 19th
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May 19th
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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
May 19th
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May 18th
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