June 2012
moraniarty:
don’t get attached to tv programmes
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
May 2012
my friends: omg there's these two guys who say they really like me but i don't know which one to choose! i mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! eugh my life is so hard
me: sometimes i find it hard deciding what pizza topping i want
friend: the happiest thing in life is when you finally get to ea-
me: attend a bigbang concert not through the internet!!
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
That awkward moment when you say something really...
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
my dad: (yelling at the tv)
me: you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
my dad: you're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
me:
me: dont talk to me
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
zicosucks:
its so exhausting being an international fan like how are we all alive
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm ugly
butthurtbandboys:
i’m glad computers can’t talk cause i think mine would laugh at me
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
yes.
person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back